Bowls.

“My opponent’s wood skids across the green, water spraying up behind it as it goes. It comes to a halt several yards short. Again.

‘It’s no use,’ says the pleasant elderly lady. ‘I can’t get it that far. I’m not strong enough.’

I return her a weak, guilty smile.”Next page

A realistic bowls head

Fig 2. A realistic head. The woods are nowhere near the cott, and some of the players have been drinking.

A promising bowls head

Fig 1. A promising head. If sprung, the cott will fall closest to the cunningly-placed back wood.

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